And there was a Master of Ceremonies

Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs, ladies and gentlemen; Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome to the Kit Kat Klub! Ich bin euer Conferencier, je suis votre compere, I am your host! So, life is disappointing? Forget it! I have but one request of you, and that is for you to leave your troubles outside. We have no troubles here! In here, life is beautiful.

If you happen to be rich, and you feel like a night's entertainment, I think you'll find my perfectly marvellous girls and boys to be fabulous sources of stimulation. If you don't happen to be rich . . . Well, I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement, ja? We are very good at keeping all your little indiscretions strictly within these walls, so fear not. Many a fine affair has taken place in this cabaret, and I am sure that many more are to come.

So come hear the music play, my Lieblings, at Berlin's most tantalisingly infamous cabaret.

{ I take it back. My internet keeps breaking and I feel incredibly unwell, and my head just isn’t working for replies because of the news I had earlier. I’m going to go to bed, and we’ll try again tomorrow. }

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{ Have had a bit of a rough day. It began with finding out that our housing for next year may have fallen through because the landlord seems to be an unreliable moron, so now we’re looking for somewhere else (so send showyoulater love regarding this too if you get a chance, because we’re stressed as fuck).

And then, while coffee with my aunt descended into spending most of the day with my mother and two of my aunts, it was quite pleasant. Aside from finding out some very upsetting news.

So I’ll, er, probably be quite quiet other than replies etc tonight. Sorry. }

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⋇ ——- It has been just over three weeks that I’ve had this blog and the little shit that comes with it and already I’ve interacted with so many wonderfully nice people that I want to do something just as wonderful and nice back for the rp community. Now I don’t have nearly the amount of people following me that would garner a thing such as this, but who gives a frick? Not me. Okay so here we go!


o1.⊱ You may reblog this post up to three times per account.
o2.⊱ Likes do count, but only one of them.
o3.⊱ You must be following me.
o4.⊱ You must be an rp blog. So no personals.
o5.⊱ Winners will be chosen on August 9th @ 10pm.
o6.⊱ I will send a message to the winners before I post their URLs. If
        for some reason they do not respond, I will pick a new winner.

                            ⋇⊰ THE PRIZES ⊱⋇

F I R S T    P L A C E
⋇ 5o static icons of their chosen muse.
⋇ 5o gif icons of their chosen muse. (*provided they have the resources for such. ie: film, shows, online videos, etc)
⋇ 3 formatted musings of their choice

S E C O N D   P L A C E
⋇ 3o static icons of their chosen muse.
⋇ 3o gif icons of their chosen muse.(*provided they have the resources for such. ie: film, shows, online videos, etc)
⋇ 2 formatted musings of their choice.

T H I R D   P L A C E
⋇ 2o static icons of their chosen muse.
⋇ 2o gif icons of their chosen muse. (*provided they have the resources for such. ie: film, shows, online videos, etc)
⋇ 1 formatted musing of their choice. 

⋇ ——- Details: As you know, these types of things take time so all winners must be able to be patient with me as I work on getting their prizes made and sent out. That being said, all winners must also be able to discuss their winnings with me if I have any questions so that I may be able to do my job in the best way possible. Mun lives in the EST timezone, so all work on this giveaway (including announcements and rewarding) will revolve around such. If you would like to know anything else, please feel free to message me on this blog. Good luck !!

Anonymous inquired:

Little Shop of Horrors

Meme: Send me a musical and I’ll tell you

  • Opinion on it:

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS MUSICAL. THIS MUSICAL IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN THE WORLD TO ME FOR A NUMBER OF REASONS. (Upon reflection after writing the whole reply to this, I’m putting this under a cut to save everyone’s dashes)

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{ I want to get a few more things posted tonight, but I’m going to have to go to bed soon because I’m having coffee with an aunt who I haven’t seen since last December in the morning.

Family is hard. I’ll be around again tomorrow afternoon, though. }

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"Emcee? Because I’m asking for it auf Deutsch, would you care to pass me eine Flasche Rotwein?…

        …Was that right?”


He knew that he shouldn’t look quite so surprised, but when one considered that he’d been exposed to Sally’s attempts at speaking German for years it was probably forgiveable.

Ja, war es." And before he continued, he grabbed a bottle of red wine for her. "Though I probably should be insulted at the implication that I wouldn’t have given you this had you asked in English.”

asktheredreaper inquired:

Anything Goes

Meme: Send me a musical and I’ll tell you

  • Opinion on it:

Eh. It’s one of those things that I’ll watch occasionally, but I don’t make any special effort to see it. I’ve seen both films, but the fact that the 1936 one has most of the songs cut and the 1956 version is almost completely different from the source material annoys me. I’ve seen a bootleg of the revival with Sutton Foster in and enjoyed that, though. Plus that had Joel Grey and Adam Godley in so obviously it is endeared to me by the double 'Cabaret' connection if nothing else. Idk, it’s okay but it isn’t my favourite thing in the world is what I’m trying to say here.

  • Favourite song:

Does John Barrowman’s version of the title song count…? No, I mean, I have a lot of love for Cole Porter so I like the standards really. My favourite is probably 'You're the Top', though.

  • Favourite scene:

I don’t really think I have one? The bits with the singing and the dancing are my favourites though. 'The bits with the singing and the dancing', Jesus Christ, and I’m supposed to sound like I know what I’m talking about.

  • Dream Role:

Reno, probably.


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Send me a musical and I’ll tell you

Opinion on it:
Favorite song:
Favorite scene:
Dream Role:

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